2 dogs and cat
Sounds like a cheap sitcom, I know. But it’s my current situation. Dayzi, Sully and Kit-Kat are cuddled next to me. It’s bedtime.
Everything is Sue from catering and nothing hurts....
It was great…her face was priceless.
I'm so happy this was made :] →
That awkward moment when you realize that...
The Series of Unfortunate Events
I want to re-read all thirteen books terribly bad. They’re amazing. I had the pleasure of meeting Lemony Snicket in sixth grade at Sierra Vista. I will never forget the words he spoke to me, “Reading isn’t just something to do, it’s a way of life, a way to realize all of your potential!” He was the most flamboyant man I had ever met, I didn’t even know who he...
Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.– Lemony Snicket (via unkemptsunshine)
I'm not a morning person →
thatfunnyblog: When my family wakes up they’re all: When I wake up I’m like: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
BAKING COOKIES: THE METAL WAY.
red-hyena: dearmary: I wish to do a live-action version of this myself…
So here’s to starting over, we could be the same. We’ll change it...– A Toast To the Future Kids!
You never realize how much 6 ounces is until you have to pour 6 ounces of vodka into something. 8/
When Someone Sends You A Dirty Text While Your... →
thatfunnyblog: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/ I fear that somehow they have x-ray vision and can somehow read what is on my screen. So I immediately get extremely embarrassed and yell at whoever (whomever?) texted me.
A potato is a potato
Mimi: did you just put ketchup on your mashed potatoes?
Me: Do you put ketchup in your french fries?
Mimi: of course.
Me: What is a french fry made out of?
Me: A potato is a potato. Mashed or fried.
‘cause a disaster is a disaster, no matter what Christian language you...– ‘Wolves At Night’ Manchester Orchestra
A customer asked me for a Radon test kit today.
Of course I thought it was weird at first but she asked for it because her daughter in law was just diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer. Why did she have such a terrible cancer? Radon exposure from doing construction on her home she wanted to raise her family in. I don’t understand God sometimes.
What did the two oceans say to each other? →
thatfunnyblog: Nothing. they just waved http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/