November 2011
October 2011
2 dogs and cat
Sounds like a cheap sitcom, I know. But it’s my current situation. Dayzi, Sully and Kit-Kat are cuddled next to me. It’s bedtime.
Everything is Sue from catering and nothing hurts....
It was great…her face was priceless.
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I'm so happy this was made :] →
That awkward moment when you realize that...
thatawkwarddisneymoment:
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
The Series of Unfortunate Events
I want to re-read all thirteen books terribly bad. They’re amazing. I had the pleasure of meeting Lemony Snicket in sixth grade at Sierra Vista. I will never forget the words he spoke to me, “Reading isn’t just something to do, it’s a way of life, a way to realize all of your potential!” He was the most flamboyant man I had ever met, I didn’t even know who he...
“Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”
– Lemony Snicket (via unkemptsunshine)
I'm not a morning person →
thatfunnyblog:
When my family wakes up they’re all:
When I wake up I’m like:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
BAKING COOKIES: THE METAL WAY.
red-hyena:
dearmary:
I wish to do a live-action version of this myself…
“So here’s to starting over, we could be the same. We’ll change it...”
– A Toast To the Future Kids!
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Geez
You never realize how much 6 ounces is until you have to pour 6 ounces of vodka into something. 8/
When Someone Sends You A Dirty Text While Your... →
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
I fear that somehow they have x-ray vision and can somehow read what is on my screen. So I immediately get extremely embarrassed and yell at whoever (whomever?) texted me.
A potato is a potato
Mimi: did you just put ketchup on your mashed potatoes?
Me: yeah
Mimi: um.....ew
Me: Do you put ketchup in your french fries?
Mimi: of course.
Me: What is a french fry made out of?
Mimi: Potat...OoOoOoh.
Me: A potato is a potato. Mashed or fried.
“ ‘cause a disaster is a disaster, no matter what Christian language you...”
– ‘Wolves At Night’ Manchester Orchestra
A customer asked me for a Radon test kit today.
Of course I thought it was weird at first but she asked for it because her daughter in law was just diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer. Why did she have such a terrible cancer? Radon exposure from doing construction on her home she wanted to raise her family in. I don’t understand God sometimes.
Odaxelagnia
What did the two oceans say to each other? →
thatfunnyblog:
Nothing.
they
just
waved
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