Shellee: why do you have a Coach bag?
Aunt Glenda: oh, the chicken’s in here.
…a creepy old guy asks out at work -_-* he gave me his “card”. It was a napkin with a number on it.
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I love me some potatoes
I would just like to ask if anyone knows how to use this uh, this here cosmic cube deal. It’s been seventy years and I’m still clueless. I’ve made some awesome guns with it, and I can kind of fly…but I want more.
Sincerely, The Red Skull
It’s cool, wifi just skipped a beat.
Just one more…
I’ll never be satisfied, I need you to keep making sweet music for the rest of your lives!!!!!!