Ivan: ::passing by:: hey Bre.
Me: ::head nod::
Ivan: ::passing by again, stops:: you’re half asleep aren’t you. At first I thought, “oh, her hair looks nice.” and then I realized you just woke up.
Ivan: bed head works. ::impressed face::
I’m queen of waking up and looking presentable 15 minutes before I have to be at work. Boom!
The dark side dark chocolate cupcakes. My (relatively) secret recipe is in the works. Bwahahahahahaha!!!
It’s a terrible feeling. I don’t like going to bed with my face swollen from tears and a stupid stuffed nose. I hate fighting with her. I always feel like crap after. I need to take my own advice. I am brighter than this darkness. But I can’t help but be pessimistic. Things will resolve themselves.
Greatest. Night. Ever. Thank you Matthew Finney for showing me tonight that I grew into a beautiful woman, while you grew into something that could be in a Jersey Shore episode. You may have made me feel yucky about myself in high school, but I just won sir. I. Just. Won. Muahahahahahaha!