July 2012
Totes going to work with a lighting bolt on my...
why does everything cost money
7 tags
Can we talk about how great Chiodos' All's Well...
I mean…really though.
I don't think people take me seriously when I say...
“Spring keeps you ever close, you are second hand smoke.You are so fragile and...”
– The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot- Brand New
6 tags
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Anonymous asked: Who is your fictional role model?
important dates
J.K. Rowling’s new book: September 23, 2012 Doctor Who Series 7: August 2012 Supernatural Season 8: October 3, 2012 The Hobbit: December 14, 2012 Sherlock Series 3: (here’s hoping) 2013 Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013. Man of Steel: June 14, 2013 Wolverine 2: July 26, 2013. Thor 2: November 15, 2013. Catching Fire: November 22, 2013. The Hobbit 2: December 13, 2013. Deadpool: 2013/2014 The Amazing...
“I like being weird. Weird’s all I got. That and my sweet style.”
– Moss (The IT Crowd)
me: *running*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
Obscure Questions
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
6 tags
Brent hates me and it's hilarious.
He’s pissy because we fooled around when his girlfriend was passed out in the next room. He’s pissy because the next day he asked me to come over and I called him out on his cheating ass. He’s pissy because I was attracted to his brother, not him, and I told him. He’s pissy because I called him out on all of it and he can be an immature, whiny bitch sometimes.
But...
How do you tell someone they're in the friend zone...
I’m not evil, I swear.
Constantly being victimized by guilt-trip posts.
archsagejulz:
lexiferrising:
riddlewrappedinamystery:
Summary:
Yes, I love my mom.
No, I don’t like cancer.
Yes, people should stop abusing animals.
No, I don’t think those things will ruin my blog. I just don’t want to reblog them.
Yes, gay people should be able to get married.
No, I’m not a heartless/sick/bad person for not reblogging these posts.
REBLOGGING BECAUSE ACCURATE AS...
“I’m falling more in love with every single word I withhold. I’m...”
[insert manly things here]
I miss hanging out with my boys. There is way too much vagina in my life right now. Carne asada, beer, metal and video games. This needs to happen before we all sync periods and start crying over hallmark commercials with each other.
They should just start making up fake countries to...
shotgunshutshiscakehole2:
simplydalektable:
emmiandthefireflies:
“And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”…
“And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose”
“Who can forget Westeros!”
